I WILL turn down chocolate and ice cream, if they are Dairy Milk or Walls Cornetto by brand. Former is like a block of brown lard and the latter tastes like whipped up vegetable oil with flavourings (which, funnily enough is exactly what it is). It turns out, I'd actually rather not have anything than to consume either.
This, my dear readers, is quite a strong statement, coming from me, the self-proclaimed chocolate and ice cream addict. Or then again, maybe it's not a strong statement, seeing as Dairy Milk and Cornetto don't really qualify as chocolate and ice cream.
I can't wait for our Finnish holiday in July - I will have to make a pilgrimage to the famous Fazer cafe. As always for the nostalgia, for the best ice cream in the world, for the atmosphere. In the meantime, I can probably survive with the help of Skinny Cow, or possibly Green & Black's. I sinned and had Ben & Jerry's the other night (and that's really not so much ice cream as it is diabetes in a tub).
This post, brought to you by the letter F.
Whenever I hear the word Cornetto, I think of Shaun of The Dead. Is it just me or does anyone else do that?
I loved that movie. :)
Posted by: Michelle | 30 May 2006 at 22:42
I have to confess that I didn't watch that film! Maybe I have an important gap in my knowledge... :D
Posted by: Nukapai | 30 May 2006 at 22:57
Never underestimate the voting draw of a gorgeous red head. I guess i gotta buy the ice cream now!
Posted by: Johnny Wadd | 30 May 2006 at 23:23
Well, you know how to flatter and smooth-talk in one, fluent move! Thank you. ;)
Extra points for working ice-cream in there...
But, seriously: I am under no illusions, that was down to one vote. :D
Posted by: Nukapai | 30 May 2006 at 23:28
Haha, you know that persistent rumour about Cadbury - that under the EU rules, what they call chocolate isn't in fact chocolate at all, it's cocoa content is too low! :-D
Posted by: Kaijankaima | 02 June 2006 at 12:40
Sh*t. I absolutely HATE it when people mix "its" and "it's", and now I managed to do it myself... Sorry folks for bad English. :-(
Posted by: Kaijankaima | 02 June 2006 at 12:42
I'll forgive you, Kaijankaima.... (this once). ;)
Posted by: Nukapai | 02 June 2006 at 23:28