I WILL turn down chocolate and ice cream, if they are Dairy Milk or Walls Cornetto by brand. Former is like a block of brown lard and the latter tastes like whipped up vegetable oil with flavourings (which, funnily enough is exactly what it is). It turns out, I'd actually rather not have anything than to consume either.
This, my dear readers, is quite a strong statement, coming from me, the self-proclaimed chocolate and ice cream addict. Or then again, maybe it's not a strong statement, seeing as Dairy Milk and Cornetto don't really qualify as chocolate and ice cream.
I can't wait for our Finnish holiday in July - I will have to make a pilgrimage to the famous Fazer cafe. As always for the nostalgia, for the best ice cream in the world, for the atmosphere. In the meantime, I can probably survive with the help of Skinny Cow, or possibly Green & Black's. I sinned and had Ben & Jerry's the other night (and that's really not so much ice cream as it is diabetes in a tub).
This post, brought to you by the letter F.